Heidi Montag pokes fun at herself in a Ron Howard directed Funnyordie video.

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic: Heidi Montag speaks out about the horrors of having to pay for plastic surgery with a credit card.

Heidi wrote over Twitter that it’s her dream to star in a Splash remake. For young people that’s a Ron Howard directed film about a guy falling in love with a mermaid. Daryl Hannah played the mermaid. That’s not gonna happen.

Heidi’s face has settled. She looks a little bit better. This video blew. I wanted to laugh, but it didn’t happen. So who should I blame? Ron Howard, Heidi, the writers of this skit or all of them?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag hosted a pre-Valentine’s party at Pure Nightclub at Ceasars Palace Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday. Heidi showed off the results of her recent plastic surgery.

If Heidi was born looking the way she does now I wouldn’t say a word, but to think she had surgery to look like this is baffling. She looks terrible, in my opinion. I hope her face is still healing because it looks huge. I feel sorry for the girl. She was pretty before the surgery. Anyone disagree?

Pratt tweeted that he bought Heidi some Fredrick’s of Hollywood lingerie. Barf. I don’t want to think of these two that way.

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