Heidi Montag pokes fun at herself in a Ron Howard directed Funnyordie video.

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Heidi wrote over Twitter that it’s her dream to star in a Splash remake. For young people that’s a Ron Howard directed film about a guy falling in love with a mermaid. Daryl Hannah played the mermaid. That’s not gonna happen.

Heidi’s face has settled. She looks a little bit better. This video blew. I wanted to laugh, but it didn’t happen. So who should I blame? Ron Howard, Heidi, the writers of this skit or all of them?

Howard Stern had some harsh words for Gabourey Sidibe’s weight and her career on his Sirius show on Monday.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie,” he said. “She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

Howard’s sidekick Robin Quivers gave her two cents about Gabourey’s weight and career.

I like Howard Stern. He really tells it like it is. I don’t really give a crap whether Gabourey works again or not. She was on Chelsea Lately recently and admitted she is afraid of short people. She doesn’t like to stand next to people shorter than herself. That’s pretty rich coming from someone of her size.

NSFW for language.

Watch Gabourey talk about short people around 1:45 in the video below.